{"service":"nAI Gateway API","status":"active","greeting":"Looking for the gateway to artificial intelligence?","sarcasm":"Direct browser access has a prompt weight of zero. Go back to your terminal, or we'll route your next git commit explanation to a random recipe generator.","warning":"Staring too long at the gateway may consume 50 nTokens of virtual cognitive energy.","action":"Run 'nai chat' or 'nai run' in your console."}